A HOOVER GANG CHRISTMAS by LATOYA NICOLE

Author:LATOYA NICOLE [NICOLE, LATOYA]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: MONÉT PRESENTS
Published: 2021-12-22T06:00:00+00:00

BLAZE

“Nigga, when you going home? I ain’t going upstairs to get another piece of fish for your ass. You better tell your girl to fry you up some cauliflower in fish batter.” I laughed when Phantom looked at me. His ass was over there struggling being a vegan and that shit had me crying laughing. Nigga was hungry as hell every time he came over here.

“I would go up there and get it myself, but yo nasty ass mama up there. I ain’t strong enough to fight her off. You know I’m not eating and shit. She will fuck around and slam my ass. I’m feeble.” We all laughed, but I looked at Freedom.

“Why you won’t feed our boy? You know Jesus need his strength to heal the masses.”

“Man, why you think we over here. Nigga done ate all my shit up already. His ass tried to make a burger and almost got his ass whooped.”

“Naw, that was on that lil demon child. She snitched on me as soon as we got upstairs. We gotta dip her ass Blaze. She possessed and I ain’t having it.” It was funny, but I’m glad I wasn’t the only one that noticed that shit.

“I been trying to tell Spark and them ass, but they don’t believe me. She got they ass fooled. What you mean by dip her? Cus you know I’ll knock the proper out her lil ass.” He looked at me shocked, but I was serious. Her ass needed a whooping.

“I’m talking about baptizing her nigga. You going to jail if you hit that lil girl. She’s only seven mufucka.”

“And? That mufucka need to be chin checked. I’m telling you, something wrong with her ass.”

“When is the Christmas party? We gone do the baptism then. I want them to see the demons come out her lil ass.” Phantom wasn’t fooling nobody. He just wanted any reason to play like he was Jesus, but this time I was down with his foolery.

“Christmas Eve, at the compound. I’ll have them come over and put a heater in the pool. Her ass going down. I’ve been trying to find a way to catch her in the act. Your son said him and Spark good, but somebody set his clothes on fire. He walked his ass in my office like he was tough and shit questioning me. I’m telling you, it was her ass.” We all were sitting there in our thoughts trying to think about catching her.

“What about a nanny cam?” I looked at Freedom like he lost his mind.

“Nigga how the fuck I’mma find a bitch named Cam on short notice and what the fuck she gone do? Drea gone fuck around and beat her ass with her diaper before she can even watch her bad ass.” Phantom and Freedom looked at me like I lost my mind.

“Nigga. A nanny cam is a hidden camera. People usually use it when they trying to make sure they nanny ain’t mistreating they kids. You just find somewhere to hide it and Daria doesn’t know it’s there.

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